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How to Handle a Bad Beat

When I have the bad day from time to time and the need to blame someone, do not take it out on my loved ones ...

I got the idea one day sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call that he had forgotten to do. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying: "Hello. I politely said, "This is Chris. Can I speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone is hung up on me.

I could not believe anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called.

I had transposed the last two digits of your phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the "evil" number again.

When the same person answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an idiot!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word asshole "next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks when I was paying bills or

had a very bad day, I call him and yell, "You're an idiot!" Whenever I was glad.

When Caller ID came to our area, I call my ass therapeutic "would stop. So, I called his number and said," Hi, this is John Smith from the company phone. I'm just calling to see if

interested in the Caller ID program? "

He yelled, "NO!" and closed the phone. I quickly called him and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was in the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

A guy in a black BMW cut me off and walked into the place I had waiting patiently. I hit the horn and yelled that he had been waiting for the land. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in the window your car, so I wrote his number.

A couple days later, just after calling the first asshole (I had his number speed dial), I figured I'd call the BMW asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car parked right in front. "

"What is your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen, said.

"When is a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five years. "

"Hey, Don, can I say something?"

Yes?

"Don, you're an asshole. "After hanging up, and added his number to my speed dial too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several months of calling them, was not as nice as it used to be. Then I had an idea. I called Asshole .1.

"Hello. "You're an idiot!" (But I do not hang up.)

"Are you still there?" He asked. "Yes "I said." Do not call me "he shouted.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yes? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my black Beamer parked in front."

He said: "I'm going to your home now, Don. And it's better start saying your prayers. "

I said, 'Yes, as I'm really scared, asshole. "

Then I called Asshole .2.

"Hello?" He said.

"Hello, ass," he said.

Him shouted: "If I ever find out who you are!"

You what? "" I said.

"I will kick his ass" he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I come at this time".

Then he hung up and immediately called police, saying that I lived in 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 2 News about the gang war going on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and drove to 34th Street.

I saw two idiots beating the junk out of it in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter and a news crew.

Now I feel better.

This anger management really works!

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